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For the love of God, folks, don't try this at home.
- David Letterman

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Earlier tonight, there was a big policy address from President Bush about the war in Iraq. And President Bush revealed his new strategy for that war. So, ladies and gentlemen, time to dust off that old 'Mission Accomplished' banner."
- David Letterman

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Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is watching television.
- David Letterman

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Do I think there is a heaven? Uhhh, yeah I do. Like a really big gymnasium. How do I see myself there? With really bad seats.
- David Letterman

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CBS, we're not even trying.
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Delta: A real man lands where he wants to.
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Now all of us can talk to the NSA - just by dialing any number.
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I may not be smart enough to debate you point-for-point on this, but I have the feeling about 60% of what you say is crap.
- David Letterman to Bill O'Reilly after he ranted about the War on Christmas


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Nothing, believe me, nothing is more satisfying to me personally than getting a great idea and then beatin' it to death.
- David Letterman


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