tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16527497830597670132011-04-21T21:36:37.258-07:00Famous quotes by comic and funny man David LettermanQuoteshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16534096833390043711noreply@blogger.comBlogger201100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1652749783059767013.post-8573917087340382572007-05-02T17:41:00.000-07:002007-05-02T17:42:06.250-07:00David Letterman Quotes<br /><br /><br />Hang on to your wigs and keys. <br />- David Letterman<br /><br /><br /><br /><a href="http://home.worldnet.att.net/~quotations/">Famous Quotes - Famous Sayings about Quotes</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1652749783059767013-857391708734038257?l=david-letterman.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Quoteshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16534096833390043711noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1652749783059767013.post-89837184163789727082007-03-17T01:02:00.000-07:002007-03-17T01:03:51.855-07:00David Letterman Quotes<br /><br /><br />George Bush: WHAT?...WHAT?...WHAT? <br />- David Letterman<br /><br /><br /><a href="http://quotes.worpress.com/" title="famous sayings">famous sayings</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1652749783059767013-8983718416378972708?l=david-letterman.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Quoteshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16534096833390043711noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1652749783059767013.post-85270142697620214152007-02-25T08:56:00.000-08:002007-02-25T08:56:15.481-08:00<title>David Letterman Quotes</title>PlayStation 3 was released today, at least there's some good news for George Bush. <br />- David Letterman<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1652749783059767013-8527014269762021415?l=david-letterman.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Quoteshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16534096833390043711noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1652749783059767013.post-88259412939657871472007-01-30T22:43:00.001-08:002007-01-30T22:45:20.318-08:00David Letterman Quotes<br /><br />For the love of God, folks, don't try this at home. <br />- David Letterman<br /><br /><br /><br /><h1><a href="http://quotes.wordpress.com/">Famous Quotes</a></h1><br /><br /><a href="http://oscar-levant.blogspot.com/">Oscar Levant Quotes</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1652749783059767013-8825941293965787147?l=david-letterman.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Quoteshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16534096833390043711noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1652749783059767013.post-46745411847518171402007-01-16T12:30:00.000-08:002007-01-16T12:34:31.584-08:00<h2>David Letterman Quotes</h2><br /><br />Earlier tonight, there was a big policy address from President Bush about the war in Iraq. And President Bush revealed his new strategy for that war. So, ladies and gentlemen, time to dust off that old 'Mission Accomplished' banner."<br />- David Letterman<br /><br /><a href="http://funny-jokes.blogspot.com/">Funny Jokes</a> <a href="http://funny-quotes.blogspot.com/">Funny Quotes</a> <a href="http://home.att.net/~quotations/">Famous Sayings</a><br /><a href="http://www.quotescentral.com/index.php">Famous Quotes From Famous Quotes Central</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1652749783059767013-4674541184751817140?l=david-letterman.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Quoteshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16534096833390043711noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1652749783059767013.post-5034835658073038892007-01-14T15:28:00.000-08:002007-01-14T10:29:25.207-08:00David Letterman Quotes<br /><br />Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is watching television. <br />- David Letterman<br /><br /><a href="http://oscar-wilde.blogspot.com/">Oscar Wilde Quotes</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1652749783059767013-503483565807303889?l=david-letterman.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Quoteshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16534096833390043711noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1652749783059767013.post-37582693400150756112007-01-14T13:28:00.000-08:002007-01-14T10:28:53.127-08:00David Letterman Quotes<br /><br />Do I think there is a heaven? Uhhh, yeah I do. Like a really big gymnasium. How do I see myself there? With really bad seats. <br />- David Letterman<br /><br /><a href="http://oscar-levant.blogspot.com/">Oscar Levant Quotes</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1652749783059767013-3758269340015075611?l=david-letterman.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Quoteshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16534096833390043711noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1652749783059767013.post-1618879271162965442007-01-14T11:24:00.000-08:002007-01-14T10:27:49.369-08:00David Letterman Quotes<br /><br />CBS, we're not even trying. <br />- David Letterman<br /><br /><a href="http://quotes.wordpress.com/">Quotes</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1652749783059767013-161887927116296544?l=david-letterman.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Quoteshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16534096833390043711noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1652749783059767013.post-36463433921109076932007-01-14T10:27:00.000-08:002007-01-14T10:28:18.080-08:00David Letterman Quotes<br /><br />Delta: A real man lands where he wants to. <br />- David Letterman<br /><br /><a href="http://henny-youngman.blogspot.com/">Henny Youngman Quotes</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1652749783059767013-3646343392110907693?l=david-letterman.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Quoteshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16534096833390043711noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1652749783059767013.post-27813127280301308732007-01-14T10:22:00.000-08:002007-01-14T10:24:36.530-08:00Now all of us can talk to the NSA - just by dialing any number. <br />- David Letterman<br /><br /><a href="http://groucho-marx.blogspot.com/">Groucho Marx Quotes</a><br /><a href="http://mark-twain.blogspot.com/">Mark Twain Quotes</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1652749783059767013-2781312728030130873?l=david-letterman.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Quoteshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16534096833390043711noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1652749783059767013.post-13514279604567877342007-01-14T10:20:00.000-08:002007-01-14T10:22:53.552-08:00David Letterman Quotes<br /><br />I may not be smart enough to debate you point-for-point on this, but I have the feeling about 60% of what you say is crap. <br />- David Letterman to Bill O'Reilly after he ranted about the War on Christmas <br /><br /><br /><a href="http://woody-allen.blogspot.com/">Woody Allen Quotes</a><br /><a href="http://mary-richards.blogspot.com/">Mary Richards Quotes</a><br /><a href="http://funny-jokes.blogspot.com/">Funny Jokes</a><br /><a href="http://joan-rivers.blogspot.com/">Joan Rivers Quotes</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1652749783059767013-1351427960456787734?l=david-letterman.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Quoteshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16534096833390043711noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1652749783059767013.post-37328381356749271252007-01-14T10:18:00.000-08:002007-01-14T10:20:38.199-08:00David Letterman Quotes<br /><br /><br />Nothing, believe me, nothing is more satisfying to me personally than getting a great idea and then beatin' it to death.<br />- David Letterman<br /><br /><br /><a href="http://george-carlin.blogspot.com/">George Carlin Quotes</a><br /><a href="http://shakespearequotes.blogspot.com/">Shakespeare Quotes</a><br /><a href="http://funny-quotes.blogspot.com/">Funny Quotes</a><br /><a href="http://quotes.wordpress.com/">Famous Quotes</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1652749783059767013-3732838135674927125?l=david-letterman.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Quoteshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16534096833390043711noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1652749783059767013.post-71027650239022960862006-12-11T20:34:00.000-08:002006-12-11T20:37:28.111-08:00<em><strong>David Letterman Quotes</strong></em><br /><br />New York now leads the world's great cities in the number of people around whom you shouldn't make a sudden move.<br />- David Letterman<br /><br /><br /><a href="http://www.quotesexchange.com/">Famous Quotes - Quotes - Love Quotes</a><br /><a href="http://quotations.home.worldnet.att.net/" title="Famous Quotes">Famous Quotes</a> <br /><a href="http://www.freefind.com/find.html?id=7685396" title="Famous Quotes">Famous Quotes</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1652749783059767013-7102765023902296086?l=david-letterman.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Quoteshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16534096833390043711noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1652749783059767013.post-12542375099728731032006-11-30T16:46:00.001-08:002006-11-30T16:46:54.063-08:00<em><strong>David Letterman Quotes - Show Business</strong></em><br /><br />There's no business like show business, but there are several businesses like accounting.<br />- David Letterman<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1652749783059767013-1254237509972873103?l=david-letterman.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Quoteshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16534096833390043711noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1652749783059767013.post-20799716733802391932006-11-30T16:44:00.000-08:002006-11-30T16:45:42.982-08:00<em><strong>David Letterman Quotes - Fall Quotes</strong></em><br /><br />Fall is my favorite season in Los Angeles, watching the birds change color and fall from the trees.<br />- David Letterman<br /><br /><br /><a href="http://quotations.home.worldnet.att.net/" title="Famous Quotes">Famous Quotes</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1652749783059767013-2079971673380239193?l=david-letterman.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Quoteshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16534096833390043711noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1652749783059767013.post-9344230242627186812006-11-30T16:43:00.000-08:002006-11-30T16:44:49.453-08:00<em><strong>David Letterman Quotes - Driving</strong></em><br /><br /><br />Sometimes when you look in his eyes you get the feeling that someone else is driving.<br />- David Letterman<br /><br /><br /><a href="http://george-carlin.blogspot.com/">George Carlin Quotes</a><br /><a href="http://woody-allen.blogspot.com/">Woody Allen Quotes</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1652749783059767013-934423024262718681?l=david-letterman.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Quoteshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16534096833390043711noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1652749783059767013.post-87591812126240603932006-11-21T12:59:00.000-08:002006-11-21T13:00:23.524-08:00Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is watching television.<br />- David Letterman<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1652749783059767013-8759181212624060393?l=david-letterman.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Quoteshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16534096833390043711noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1652749783059767013.post-67709469384522876172006-11-21T12:58:00.000-08:002006-11-21T12:59:16.255-08:00Traffic signals in New York are just rough guidelines.<br />- David Letterman<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1652749783059767013-6770946938452287617?l=david-letterman.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Quoteshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16534096833390043711noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1652749783059767013.post-36181133155362078182006-11-14T16:21:00.000-08:002006-11-14T16:22:03.154-08:00I'm just trying to make a smudge on the collective unconscious.<br />- David Letterman<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1652749783059767013-3618113315536207818?l=david-letterman.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Quoteshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16534096833390043711noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1652749783059767013.post-76330547870346890442006-11-14T16:20:00.000-08:002006-11-14T16:21:12.577-08:00USA Today has come out with a new survey - apparently, three out of every four people make up 75% of the population.<br />- David Letterman<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1652749783059767013-7633054787034689044?l=david-letterman.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Quoteshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16534096833390043711noreply@blogger.com0